The comments are insane...a lot of nutcases that truly believe Colin.... Apparently it's all on a quantum level and he's talking on another dimensional level....
How glorious! You've decided to fully open the Spigot of Stupidity, and we're off the a great start.
Coincidentally, I accidentally burned two Warburton's crumpets under the grill yesterday, and I had to open the window to let the smoke escape, and imagine my amazement today when I learned from the Met Office today that the Jet Stream has finally moved above the British Isles, heralding warmer weather after many weeks of unseasonal clouds and rain.
I have accidentally incinerated Happy Shopper and Tesco own-brand crumpets in the very recent past, but neither of those inferior crumpet brands have shifted the Jet Stream by as much as an inch. I think I have uncovered a sinister, clandestine Quantum 5G Baked Goods conspiracy operated by the Lizard Overlords hiding at the Met Office.
Please send me money every week and alienate yourself from your friends and family. Thank you.
I feel inspired ;-). Off to Tesco on Hampden Square for some malt vinegar right now. I dislike the hot weather so fancy brewing myself up a storm. Nothing better to do when I won't be able to sleep. The superstition and lack of sense and knowledge beggars belief.
Perhaps there's a reason why Colin and Richard say we should not use malt vinegar? Perhaps it's brown-beery acidity will bring the opposite of sunny weather?
So... no money, then? Tsk!
Fantastic as always. I watched the original video on You tube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9v9mPVq_hM
The comments are insane...a lot of nutcases that truly believe Colin.... Apparently it's all on a quantum level and he's talking on another dimensional level....
How glorious! You've decided to fully open the Spigot of Stupidity, and we're off the a great start.
Coincidentally, I accidentally burned two Warburton's crumpets under the grill yesterday, and I had to open the window to let the smoke escape, and imagine my amazement today when I learned from the Met Office today that the Jet Stream has finally moved above the British Isles, heralding warmer weather after many weeks of unseasonal clouds and rain.
I have accidentally incinerated Happy Shopper and Tesco own-brand crumpets in the very recent past, but neither of those inferior crumpet brands have shifted the Jet Stream by as much as an inch. I think I have uncovered a sinister, clandestine Quantum 5G Baked Goods conspiracy operated by the Lizard Overlords hiding at the Met Office.
Please send me money every week and alienate yourself from your friends and family. Thank you.
That's truly remarkable and I have no reason to dispute that you were entirely responsible for this cataclysmic weather phenomenon.
Vobes looked utterly bored
And yet, he invited Colin Wyatt back a week later. He's truly scraping the bottom of the barrel!
Another blinding episode Sir! Love it 🤣
I feel inspired ;-). Off to Tesco on Hampden Square for some malt vinegar right now. I dislike the hot weather so fancy brewing myself up a storm. Nothing better to do when I won't be able to sleep. The superstition and lack of sense and knowledge beggars belief.
Perhaps there's a reason why Colin and Richard say we should not use malt vinegar? Perhaps it's brown-beery acidity will bring the opposite of sunny weather?